a snoring contest?

I swear my boyfriend and my dog were in competition last night. Not for bedspace with me. I think it was a contest to see who could rattle the walls.

Usually Rob's snoring kind of lulls me to sleep, like background music. Even Snoop's snoring doesn't usually keep me up. But last night I lay in bed with the two of them going at it full throttle. MY BED WAS EVEN VIBRATING.

I got up to kick the dog out of my room, but I just couldn't do that to Rob. I resorted to earplugs, which, oddly enough, Rob uses on a regular basis. I gotta ask myself why? Is it so he doesn't wake himself up with his snoring?

I slept like shit last night, but I still love them both.