Friday, June 10, 2011

getting rid of the evidence

How does one safely dispose of a porn tape?

First, let's be clear, it's not of me. I was sorting through all my stuff today trying to pack and I came upon a DVD that I bought in a sex shop a few years ago.

At first I tossed it in the garbage bag along with a lot of my other junk, but then I realized my name and my kids' names were on some papers that were in the same garbage bag as that nasty video. Heavens, no!

So if I can't put it out with my normal trash, what do I do with it? Burn it? Stick it in the neighbor's garbage after dark? Sneak off to a dumpster and toss it in?